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Reblog for a miracle to happen tonight
BITCH I REBLOGGED THIS AT 4AM AND SOME FIT GUY FROM MY HOMETOWN SLID INTO MY DMS at 11PM LIKE GIRL HONESTLY iM
Can the miracle be that I actually fall asleep at a reasonable time
I’m starting to feel like that miracle is falling into a deep sleep and actually waking up rested. Bless this post.
A miracle?
I don’t care how big or small I want one
I would like and could use a small miracle
MY MIRACLE WAS FUCKING AMAZING AND YEAH IT WAS TONIGHT INSTEAD OF LAST NIGHT BUT STILL
IT WORKED, PLEASE DO THIS YOU LITERLALLY HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE
I need it
Please lemme get this job 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
(Source: she-a-mystic, via itsrudy101)
woke up to my neighbor screaming “louder please, alexa!” and now ring of fire by johnny cash is positively Blasting through the morning air
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wheres that gif of a dude playing golf but he lands it like a fire emblem crit animation
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How old is this and why is it on my dash
i made this in 2018
I admire your dedication to period accurate historical recreation
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A get-rich slow scheme
$10 in quarters for $9.80 with free shipping.
(via boingo)
realizing why your gay friend has dog toys, but no dog
It’s always sad when somebody’s dog dies, even if they are a homosexual.
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